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Holding out for a hook up
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A Shrekful parody about the state of hook ups in the gay community
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I don't do this seriously. I take songs, make them funny to the best of my ability and then perform them idiotically in a harness on stage.
I am a parodist. These aren't very serious, and shouldn't be taken as such. I'm not the most PC guy but I'm also not the most offensive guy in the world. I am a fan of any song I parody, otherwise I can't learn it well enough to make fun of it in the first place.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #1
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
David Miles (Parody), Jim Steinman, Dean Pitchford
Rights
2022 David Miles
Uploaded
February 23, 2022
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MP3 9.1 MB • 320 kbps • 3:57
Story behind the song
Originally performed at 37th and Zen on 02-16-2022, now officially released for all
Lyrics
Where have all the hook ups gone And where's the one night stands? Where's the blindfold anon freaks Who make up only-fans Are there still some real guys who'll get down on their knees Late at night I stroke and I click, I don't want one who's to keep I need a hook up I'm holding out for a hook up 'til the end of the night He ain't gotta be hung He ain't gotta be hot He's just gotta be ready and tight I need a hook up I'm holding out for a hook up 'til the morning light I don't need lots of pics and no LTR shit I just hope that he isn't too ripe isn't too ripe Somewhere after midnight I settle for some dweeb when I drop his pants it reeks It smells like there's some extra cheese These mishabs make me wonder if I should admit defeat Are there no more horny men who like to worship feet? Back in my twenties there were men all around I could find anything I'd need I'd just pop on the net and I'd find someone to please In a bar, in a bath, in the rain I just had sex with studs I can feel his approach and a huge rush of blood I need a hook up I'm holding out for a hook up'til the morning light He ain't gotta be hung but He's gotta cum soon And he's gotta play host for the night I don't wanna trade pics I don't care if we click I just want some more dick in my life i need a hook up
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