George Don't Know Jack About Jesus
This is a reminder to George to read the New Testament. Since he's so busy, he can just read the part in red. He can even have someone read it to him. Someone like Cindy Sheehan. After all, she's nearby and has a lot of time.
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Story behind the song
Inspired by Cindy Sheehan, a modern day non-profit prophet.
Lyrics
GEORGE DON’T KNOW JACK ABOUT JESUS
CHORUS:
George don’t know jack about Jesus
That carpenter from Palestine
W turns blood into oil
While JC turns water to wine
Jesus said, “Let him among you who is without sin
cast the very first stone”
Just ask Karla Faye Tucker how merciful George was
but Karla Faye wasn’t alone
There were 151 others killed by the state
when he was The Guv
Looks like George knows a lot more about Pontius Pilate
than the son of the one up above
CHORUS
George says, “Put food on your family”
While Jesus said simply, “Feed the poor”
And he said, “Don’t go killing each other”
But George says, “Then why did your Dad invent war?”
Lord knows that George dove right into this war
And he’s driving us off of a cliff
With no if’s, and’s or butts it must drive Jesus nuts
With the Pachyderms acting as if
CHORUS
We Texans have plenty to answer for
But we don’t share his psychotic belief
We know ultimately only one of these two
Will be called the messiah-in-chief
Those strict constitutional constructionists
should read Article 2, Section 4
That’s how we get crooks out of our White House
So tell me, what is Congress waiting for?!
CHORUS
Though the truth makes you free we may never know fully
How the bully pulpit became the pulpit of a bully
If the truth came to light W’s handlers would spin it
If JC had a grave he would be spinning in it
CHORUS . . .that Israeli from Palestine. . .
He could save us the trouble
we could all go back home
If George would just simply resign (and take Dick with him)
But he keeps turning blood into oil
And he thinks that somehow that makes him divine
Any fool can turn blood into oil but
Cindy Sheehan’s doing just fine
