Pee Pee In A Bottle-Below Average Dave/Jeff Reuben
Parody of Genie In A Bottle By Christina Aguilera, sung and recorded by Below Average Dave (written by me)
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Thanks for stopping by my song page! As time goes by and my voice improves, I hope you're laughing more because of my hilarious lyrics, and less at my voice, but I'll take what I can get! When I'm not recording my own guitar tracks, I get help from other performers, including Flash F. Flash, Dubya, and Rick Duncan. A special thanks to Dr. Bob for helping edit and produce my songs.
Story behind the song
It's baseball season!
Lyrics
I can't tell who is wrong or right
In baseball's ugly steroid fight
Waiting to find out, who's juicin
So take off your coat and grab a cup from the tray
Wash off your hands and fire away
Barry, Barry, Barry (Gary, Gary, Gary)
Ohhh...your body's saying let's go
Ohhh...but the union says no!
If you wanna play for me, there's a test you'll have to face
Now go pee pee in a bottle, and find out what drugs you take
If you wanna play for me, need to know that you're not juiced
I see your body mass increasin (oh yeah) gotta know what you use
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Barry
Wanna know what you took, Giambi
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Gary
Come, come, come on and let it out
Suspicious packages got sent to their homes
No one knew that they were growth hormones?
Waiting for someone
Who needs them
Sounds like Clinton, the last that I checked
Stuck in the needle but you didn't inject?
Barry, Barry, Barry
Ohhh...your body's saying let's go
Ohhh...but the union says no!
If you wanna play for me, there's a test you'll have to face
Now go pee pee in a bottle, and find out what drugs you take
If you wanna play for me, need to know that you're not juiced
I see your body mass increasin (oh yeah) gotta know what you use
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Barry
Wanna know what you took, Giambi
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Gary
Come, come, come on and let it out
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Barry
Wanna know what you took, Giambi
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Gary
Come, come, come on and let it out
Ohhh...your body's saying let's go
Ohhh...but the union says no!
If you wanna play for me, there's a test you'll have to face
Now go pee pee in a bottle, and find out what drugs you take
If you wanna play for me, need to know that you're not juiced
I see your body mass increasin (oh yeah) gotta know what you use
If you wanna play for me, there's a test you'll have to face
Now go pee pee in a bottle, and find out what drugs you take
If you wanna play for me, need to know that you're not juiced
I see your body mass increasin (oh yeah) gotta know what you use
Gotta pee pee in a bottle Barry
Come, come, come and let it out
