Things Could Always Get Worse
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Story behind the song
I saw a man who had no shoes. Then I saw a man who had no feet so I took his shoes and gave them to the shoeless man.
Lyrics
CHORUS:
Things could always get worse
I try to look on the bright side
I could be going for my last ride in a hearse
Things could always get worse
I’ve never been abducted
I wasn’t orphaned when I was young
I don’t live in a country where if I dare to speak up
They’ll cut out my tongue
I’m not waiting for a jury verdict
Or a summons from the SEC
Everyday I’m more grateful that I’m not
An Enron refugee
Chorus
I have yet to go bankrupt
It’s not like I’ve been without food
I may be one of the few Americans who
Have never been sued
I’ve never really been down and out
It’s not as though I’ve ever hit the skids
My children aren’t going hungry, in fact
I don’t have any kids
Chorus:
Things could always get worse
I try to look on the bright side
We'll all be going for our last ride in a hearse
You could be the victim of a voodoo curse
We could be a microcosm of the universe
I could make you sit and listen to another verse
Things could always get worse
